The time Australia lost a war to emus
In 1932, Australia sent soldiers with machine guns to fight birds. The birds won. About 20,000 emus were flattening wheat in Western Australia, so the army sent two Lewis guns and 10,000 rounds.
Why it matters: it's the cleanest example you'll find of using the wrong tool. What worked later was boring: bounties for local hunters, and better fences.
Why did the machine guns fail?